I think that the Calzones need to do a cover of Bette Davis Eyes just for the sake of these lyrics:
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
I awoke to knocking on my door, and thought it was Nancy. So I dragged myself up and opened the door. Standing in my hallway was the jail force work crew and their warden.
Nine men saw me in a pair of black lace boy shorts and a white tank top. This has capped off my week.