Monday, April 28, 2003

Top 10 stupid things to say to God

All of which I've actually said at one point or another

10.Aren't I already perfect?

9.But I'm better than her over there!

8.But I'm in church every sunday!

7.But I read books about the Bible, doesn't that count?

6.Surely I'm good enough without you!

5.Can't we just leave Jesus out of this?

4.I'll just do my own thing

3. But I'm keeping up my end of the bargain!

2. My friends will think less of me!

1. Surely you don't expect me to believe that!