And here's my excerpt of the parody script of the filming of A Face For All Occasions:

EXT. CRAFT SERVICES TABLE - DAY

Rachel, grumpy, tries to get a box of safety pins open while she waits in line for coffee. Staci approaches.

STACI
Rachel. There are ten more extras who don't
have wardrobe. I need them on the set in 5
minutes.

The safety pins spill.

RACHEL
I hate you, you evil, evil woman.

Rachel's hair stands on end. Her eyes burn. Constance puts a cup of coffee in her hand. Rachel drinks.

Transformation. Rainbows. Sunshine.

Sweet, fashionable Rachel turns back to Staci.

RACHEL
I've got everything I need with a few table
cloths and these safety pins.