And here's my excerpt of the parody script of the filming of A Face For All Occasions:
EXT. CRAFT SERVICES TABLE - DAY
Rachel, grumpy, tries to get a box of safety pins open while she waits in line for coffee. Staci approaches.
Rachel. There are ten more extras who don't
have wardrobe. I need them on the set in 5
The safety pins spill.
I hate you, you evil, evil woman.
Rachel's hair stands on end. Her eyes burn. Constance puts a cup of coffee in her hand. Rachel drinks.
Transformation. Rainbows. Sunshine.
Sweet, fashionable Rachel turns back to Staci.
I've got everything I need with a few table
cloths and these safety pins.