LST Recently Overheard
Me: "And what will I do if you come to my show and don't stay and say hi?"
Kurt: "Something about you'll hunt me down and kill me."
Me: "That's right."
Kurt: "They're BACK!...I mean...I found him!"
Man to the Captain: "Does she enjoy your kisses?"
Captain: "Well, I think so..." (People really fixate on the kissing scenes)
Rolf: *gasp*...I have a fruit roll-up in my pants!"
Woman to the Captain: "You make a much better Captain than a dancer." (Especially funny since he danced professionally for ten years in Seattle)
As I walked down the isle: "My, she's VERY short isn't she?"
A German tourist: "Ach! The mother is shorter than the daughter!
Girl after show: "Are you two married in REAL life?"
Captain and Me: "No, just in the play."
Girl (to her mother): "Well, they kissed A LOT!"
Liesl: "We couldn't find all the kids and Joseph got caught in his Liederhosen."
Nazi: "I almost got hit by a cuckoo kid."
Briar: "You guys are only people because you've stopped being butts."
Friedrich: "And then we all say, 'Father!'"
Liesl: "But not in unison. 'Cause that sounds dumb."
John: "And then you'll go tearing up the hill with the children so you can do the final pose before the lights come one."
Captain: "Come on Gretl! Move faster!"
Me: "LEAVE THE SMALL ONES BEHIND!"