Old Shadows

Old Shadows

Rachel: "Well, he doesn't look asian. All six-odd feet of him."

Tasha: "Actually, only four of them are odd."

Vanessa: "Well, 1, 3, and 5 really."



Rachel: "Oh bad bad bad bad word."



Aaron: "It would be different if it was really good chocolate."



Rachel: "Funny. She can't look at a guy without his shirt on, but she can say 'testicles' in public."

Vicky: "That's different. It's food!"



Vanessa: "If you would like to see...how all of these children...fit...under a twenty foot trailer...I can help you."



Torrie: "That's the point of tour: Getting out of stuff with your homestay politely."



Tasha: "Maybe when she gets married if she thinks of it as a buffet she'll be ok."



Torrie: "I made banana bread!"

Tasha: "For the first time?"

Torrie: "No,the second time."

Austen: "The first time with sugar."



An audience member to Jules: "Your horrible brown nose was terribly effective."


An audience member to me: "I like your scar."


Sign: "Motivational Fulfillment and Packing Service."