You Know You've been in Theater too long When:
...Your weekend consists of Monday, and only Monday
...You can't remember what daylight looks like. ...95% of your wardrobe is black.
...Your diet consists of fast food or microwaved food.
..."Practical," "Drop," and "flat" are nouns.
You know you work in non-profit theatre if...
....your living room sofa spends more time on stage than you do.
....you've ever appeared on stage wearing your own clothes.
....you can find a prop in the prop room that hasn't seen the light of day in ten years, but you don't know where your own vacuum cleaner is.
....you have a Frequent Shopper Card at the Salvation Army. (Or in my case, Goodwill)
....Rogers and Hammerstein is synomous with 3 months of rehearsals.
....you've ever cleaned a tuxedo with a magic marker.
....you've ever said "Don't worry -- use the duct tape and if that doesn't work we'll just hot glue it."
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