Me:Front Desk, how may I help you?
Him: Hello. I need a bellman.
Me:I'm sorry sir, there's not a bellman on duty yet this morning. Let me see if I can find someone to help you with your bags.
Him: There's not a bellman?
Me: No sir, he's scheduled to be on in a few minutes, though. I'll send someone else right over.
Him: I need the bill.
Me:Of course. I'll have that ready for you at the front desk.
Him: I'm not coming down.
Me:Sir, I really need you to sign a copy for me.
Him: Just send it with the bellman.
Me: Of course sir.
Him: *hangs up*
Two minutes, and three people on hold while I try to find someone in the kitchen to help the man with his bags, later.
Me: Front Desk, how may I help you?
Him: It's been two minutes. Where's my bellman?
Me: I'm sorry sir, someone will be right with you.
Him: A bellman?
Me: No sir, but I'm sending someone right over.
Him: With the bill?
Me: Yes sir, no problem. Someone will be right over.
Him:*Hangs up*
Less that one minute later...
Him: I'd like to speak with a manager, or an assistant manager.
Me: Of course sir.
Him: You're really incompetant.
Me: Thank you sir. *I hang up*
35 seconds later, and several irate customers who have now been on hold through this whole exchange...
Him: Is anyone coming?
Me: Yes sir, he's on his way over with your bill.
Him: And what's his name?
Me: Oscar.
Him: And he's really coming?
Me: Yes sir. With your bill.
Him:*hangs up*
And people wonder why I want a vacation....
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